The village mortician James prepares Dick, a slain warrior. James can’t help but admire Rod’s physique. In his fantasy, James worships Rod’s muscles. He puts Penis in a medieval stock and flogs his ass until the red color returns to his flesh. James ties Knob to the rafters, copulates him hard, then blows his wad all over Rod’s muscular thigh.

Director’s note: We went to Budapest in August and shot 8 episodes in five days. It was brutal. The Hungarian models freaked when they saw our setup and toys. They were extremely vanilla and it was quite a challenge for me — especially since none of ’em spoke English and we had to go through an interpreter. Every single day was a new challenge coz we had never seen any of the locations beforehand, and we would got to invent a workable shoot idea on the spot. Overall it was a great learning experience. For this particular shoot, I saw a wooden coffin at the location and told to myself, “What the heck?”