What is the number one present you ask for around the holiday season? Ass plug? Handcuffs? Year long membership to your favorite bathhouse? Top of my list: something white, young and precious looking. Lil’ whiteboi Bastian is an out-of-control black dick bitch Dano found at a hip night club in LA. As soon as Dano saw Bastian, he knew someone that would abesolutly love him – SOLOMON!!! So as a holiday suprise, Dano sits Solomon down to present his whiteboi treat. But by the end of the scene, we do not know who enjoyed who the most. What did Bastian get for his present? How does a mouthful of “chocolate mousse” and a “pearl necklace” sound?