You have the right to remain sexually excited. Any dongs you see can and will be used to fuck you. When you’re looking at a choice between a hard penis and hard time, the answer is obvious. Bad-boy bottoms go up against ass-obsessed officials in five stories about getting fucked by The Chap, in more ways than one. Colt Rivers and Mark Long are on the lam, but once they find a spot to hide, they discover themselves tending to an even more pressing need – the one in their panties. Brenner Bolton is a lowlife without a dime to his name, so repo dudes Julian and Joey take his broke booty as payment instead. Officer Torro gets caught with his panties down in his squad car by ranch hand Cameron Foster, who lends a helping hand to the bawdy deputy. Petty thugs Lucas Knight and Jordan have to behave fast to shake the suspicions of pervy patrolman Justin Star. And James Huntsman shows peeping tom teenager Connor the long weenie of the law to get him back on the straight and narrow. These fuckers are bad to the boner, and you know what happens to bad boys. Whatcha need to do when they cum on you? A Next Door Buddies anthology.